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Public Messing, your new #HealthHero

By May 24, 2016Uncategorized

Have you ever been in a lift or air conditioned car going a long distance and then someone farts (the silent smelly type)? Well,  that fart may just be adding more years to you…hehehe…read on!

Wonders shall not cease! This morning my dad wanted to give me something but I was already in the toilet dropping ‘it’ like it’s hot…lolz 😄 My Papa just take cover… lol.

I instantly remembered one gist my mum told of a toaster back then. The brother (in good standing) visited my mum’s poorly ventilated (#shakingMyHead for greedy #Lagoslandlords ) one room apartment. Only God knows what he ate that day,  because all through the visit bros just dey mess (as in gas, fart, pollute air) anyhow.

Chei! My mama just prayed he’ll leave while pretending to follow the conversation.  Next she heard the brother told another person in church,  ‘oh that sister is very mature…’. Only my mama know say the mess nearly kill her…lol

So I had planned to write on maturity and why people pretend in public when someone farts, why people look suspiciously people don’t fart in public if they can hold it,  some even blame the dog, the goat and even their child. What is the purpose of farting or messing? Even the doctors need it as proof that a surgery is successful.  was still thinking about it when I stumbled on Dr. Nandi’s post on Facebook…I don laugh tire. Read below…

“According to a new British study, passing gas may help you live longer  and, in a surprise twist, smelling gas might prevent dementia.

Researchers found that when you pass wind, you’re helping yourself out by lowering your risk of cancer, heart attacks, and strokes.

And, the main ingredient in it is hydrogen sulfate.  Researchers believe Inhaling it actually causes your brain to grow stronger and protects your brain from dementia…”

#namaste #passingwind #askdrnandi #HealthHero #detroitdoc #Americasdoc

So imagine we all take this seriously, people will ask questions like what’s your mess life like?. Then products to fight cancer, dementia,  heart attacks etc will include Fart-in-a-bottle, Refined-Fart, Imported-fart, Fart boosters… we’ll now have Fart-health Parties,  Fart Balls, Fart-Farm International Messing Competitions, Who-Wants-To-Be-A-Mess_illionaire …chei. … science o! Who knows what we’ll hear next,  maybe canned shit for skin rejuvenation…lolz 😄

Most importantly,  I believe God created the human body and allowed the farting feature. And God said it is good. So enjoy this God-given in-built system cleansing feature,  with respect for those around.

Farting is healthy,  don’t hold it too much,  don’t punish children for farting. This may sound odd but true,  you only freely fart or mess around does you care about or mostly comfortable with. So if you can’t fart near your husband,  wife or siblings…I reserve my comment.

Have a Fart-Fun-filled day! lolz 😄

Shalom!

#savemankindwithmess #onefartadaykeepsdoctoraway  #wink #AskBeryl #Monteèclairs #healthhero #funnyhealthfacts #mess #messunlimited #internationalmessmess #wafimessrebranded #oyibomessdeysmell #messtoday_savealife #globalfartday

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